Get a Life, Chloe Brown by Talia Hibbert

How I Read It: Audiobook

Dates Read: 11/5/19-11/7/19

How I Found It: Book of the Month

Quick warning to my father and grandmother who may or may not end up reading this post: Please wait until the next one for my big comeback.

Why hello surprise smut. Look, I am on the #stopsmutshaming bandwagon (P.S. make that a shirt please 🙂 ), but man, this book took a turn. It seems that I always go into books lately without any expectations and zero research, and if this book isn’t the prime example, then I don’t know what is. You can tell by the cover that this is a romance, and I immediately figured it was designed for the young adult age group (heads up, don’t give this to anyone who can’t attend a R rated movie by themselves, and maybe even older. It gets REAL graphic REAL quick), but… uh… I was wrong. Nothing like listening to a very intense sex scene while at work, am I right? (sadly that’s true, but I am committed to getting posts out, so worth it?)

Right… the story. Totally need to talk about the story. So there’s this girl named, you guessed it, Chloe Brown. Okay, so Chloe has fibromyalgia which causes her to be in a constant state of pain. She has flare ups that cause her to be extremely exhausted, have rough headaches, and bouts of insomnia. When she almost gets hit by a drunk driver, Chloe realized that she hasn’t experienced much of life, which leads to the “Get a Life” list. Included on that list includes doing something bad, camping, traveling the world with only a carry-on, and meaningless sex. (You see where this is going, right?)

Okay, so the leading man is Redford (Red) Morgan, who is trying to rebuild love for painting after an abusive relationship (Trigger Warning: this book does not focus on his abuse, but it is present. There is only 1 particular scene that I can remember where they focused on the actual abuse, and even then, I did not find it too deep. But the story does address the trauma of being abused, specifically with trust. If these things are/can be triggering for you, I recommend you sit this one out). He works as the superintendent of an apartment complex, the same one that Chloe just moved into. He had been attracted to Chloe from the moment he met her, but was turned off by her aggressive and snooty behavior.

Chloe caught Red painting (without a shirt on, might I add) and subsequently tried to ignore him. But when Chloe sees an innocent cat stuck in a tree, she figures she has to save it. But then she freezes. Red finds her in the tree and helps her down. Which leads to a more graphic than needed wet dream. Buckle in folks, because it gets intense from here. They end up reaching an agreement where she would work on a website to display his new artwork and he would help her with her list. But quickly Chloe realizes that she likes the ideas on her list but not the actual activity, at least until Red sexes her up the whole time.

Okay, so for the sake of having a chance of getting a job whenever I may need it, I will not be discussing the smut aspect of this book (but do know that I wrote about 3 paragraphs of smut opinions before realizing that I sound like a crazy lady), I will share some opinions about “romance”. I am pretty sure that I wrote a let’s talk about the romance genre (and I’m just lazy enough to not look it up within the next 2 months), but why is it that EVERY romance is about two people who seemingly don’t belong together, they get together, they have a fight that causes them to walk away from each other, and then wouldn’t you know, they loved each other all along and they live happily ever after? I had higher expectations for this book, but spoiler, it’s the same storyline we have all read. So why is that? Based on my very limited English education, my guess is that we expect a book to have a climax/conflict. Without it, we feel cheated (which I get). I just wish that wasn’t such a cliché. It is no fun reading a book when you already have a grasp of how things are going to work out.

As for the book itself, I thoroughly enjoyed this book. The writing style was extremely easy to read and the characters were unique. I did think that the amount of sex scenes were a little too much (especially with the amount of detail within them), but I can understand why a lot of people would like this book. I would ultimately give this book 3.75 out of 5 stars (there were a lot of smut related points that I had to take off for opinions that got deleted off this post).

If you guys have any thoughts or ideas, feel free to leave a comment, find me on the social medias at @elizabooksblog, or email me at elizabethslick@elizabethsbookstore.blog. And as always, I’ll see you all in the next book!